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*without a clue* [20 Feb 2004|12:48am]
i have a gift/curse....... i like to call it: "the inversion field". it makes lovers out of enemies and vice versa........ note to self: dating is just asking to be flogged hung off a cross....... i know how people end up hardened liars....... im not even having sex with any of them and already the roasting process is in full effect....... been a long time since i told some one to fukkoff! yikes!!!!!!! i dont drink anymore, so, noone has seen my asshole side in a really long time....... i need some one who's bipolar cycle is matched to mine....... rantrantrant....... could coogelee moogelee! im insane and wonder if i wasnt killed many years ago.......
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Hear Ye! Hear Ye! And all that! [03 Nov 2003|09:12pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | Love Line....... Computer Fan Noise....... Eric Random ]

OK, so this has been a long time coming....... Before anyone had a name for it, i was an East Tennessee electro freeeekr!
Place: Presbo-Bible Camp (banner Elk North Carolina).......
Time: either late 1977 or early 1978.
My councilor was a film major obsessed with Kubrick. His friend (another film major) loaned me a tape of "Trans Europe Express" by Kraftwerk. Can you say: *GAME OVER*? Good, i knew you could! Although, i will never denounced my ProgRock roots (Yes,ELP,and Et Cetera), i feel like Kraftwerk (et Moroder) along with super early DeVo,The THeads (both Eno produced), and the Japanese band: The Plastics formulated much of my outlook on future music (well ok, i liked TangDream as well, but cant we just lump them with Prog? Please?) Footnote: Then again, there was also a little thing called punk.......
At the beginning of 78 i started smoking weed, by the end of 79 i was doing a ton of barbiturates, Quaaludes, and amphetamines, as a result the "BlackSabbathCool" slowly crept in, sinking into a dark haze....... By 81 Krafwerk was again a preoccupation. This time it was "The Man Machine", twaz great fun to get high to, although, the cover would guarantee you an ass whoopin in Johnson City, Tennessee....... So, what you might wonder is the whole point of this rant and rank pullin?
Well, True believers, there is a point! Here goes: There are a lotta people out there who make no bones about giving me (and many others im sure) total shit about how dated my "Electroclash" style is....... FTI: i really liked that ElectroClash shared a very similar (parallel) obsession with 70z and 80z electronic and punk music (und fashion) (esp. early Human League, The Screamers, Delta5 and Fad Gadget). my fashion and interest have been permutating since the mid Eighties: Electro, First Wave (Industrial), Classical Experimental Electronic, Acid House, Goth, RaveBrakes, GrindeMetal, ProgRock, (very)Early House, (post)Punk, Jungle, Dub, HipHop, DHR and Etceteras.......
Kinda wanna say: Thank god these people are jumping ship! i love everybody (well, im not a big fan of people that victimize others, but i still love the spark of goodness that is in there somewhere). in my eyes, electro is pretty much timeless: Futurism detached from the timeline. i love tons of other music, this trend business pisses me off, it kinda seems like a ploy: trade in your synthpunk cool for your Bay City Rollers/VanHallen cool....... No deal here, like both just fine.......
One thing I will not miss: the nasty attitude that came with this last wave. Negative fixation is understandable, being nasty to nice people because its "cool" is not!!!!!!! Think Acid House (even though im a straightedger) is a much better template! Maybee even PLUR!
This last part is dedicated to FLUTTER, think you are onto something good, keep up the good work! You got me thinking about the days when being nice and being/looking interesting was "cool". Thanks! :)

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dots [24 Oct 2003|12:10pm]
my thoughts on dots: if i were a black dot, i would want a white background....... but, if i were a flourescent/blackandwhiteopart kinda dot, id want a matching background........ BTW: i love you all!
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Trudge [11 Sep 2003|05:06pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]
[ music | Nun (as in nothing), well....... compute fan noise ]

Ever had one of those days where you do the same thing over and over with a slight variation in hopes that one of the variations will solve the problem? kinda makes me respect research chemists....... the invention of plastic was an accident....... think it solidified in a drain, still i bet they were pissed at the plumbing rates....... oh, tra la!

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Home Again, Home Again! Jiggety Jigg!!!!!!! [08 Sep 2003|11:57pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | Godley and Creme (they used to be 10cc) ]

My DSL is back and in full effect! Hurray! The first day of Oracle World was a success! My piece seemed to be well recieved....... i would like to take this opportunity to thank all the people that make my life worth living!

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an unfinned pic that everyone has seen already....... [04 Aug 2003|08:30pm]
but, i shall post it anyway. for, i am a pest....... i shall fin it and repost soon....... this is a little lie that i tell myself....... as was the style of the day.......
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new additions to the "Angolish" language....... [31 Jul 2003|06:24pm]
the first: Tromedy (combining equal parts comedy and tragedy)
The second: Clupid (the word used to define the fine line between clever and stupid)
Both, together, describe "The Three Stooges" and real life....... to the T! Am i bitter you ask? No, just dealing with the clupid tromedy!
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Somebody bring the pliers! [26 Jul 2003|05:02am]
Ever had a hook in your gill? My friend Jade Blue Eclipse once said: it takes a nail to drive out a nail....... my life: a legacy of ten pennies.......
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Oh Yeah! [23 Jul 2003|01:19am]
Been watching Ferris Beuller as an antidepressent....... so far so good! My band has been featured on: http://electrocore.com/
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saying for the day: [20 Jul 2003|05:26pm]
I ain't yo baby daddy....... I'm yo daddy baby! Could it be any wronger? No, no it could not....... "Answer Me!" Hahaha! BTW: that magazine is a plethora of bad memes it is to serial killaz whut Penthouse forum is to fourteen year old boys: under the mattress lit!
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Tweekers held me hostage till six this morning....... [20 Jul 2003|04:01pm]
How many bands out there can sound like bad SkinPup knockoffs? It is so like late nineties rave: homogeneous! I met three blond secretaries last night: all named Jenn....... The super hottie one asked me about every little detail of my look....... this took about an hour (twas wearing so much shite i looked like a sea monster.) About then her husband walks up (looking kinda pissed, i bought them a blrthday shot). The guy gave me the "Masonic Shake" , hail the devine architect of the universe....... Jesus learned Freemasonry in Egypt, wonder if he ever macked on women from the Marina? I don't think that is a sin unless you are wed........ Hey! The girl walked up to me! (from the other end of the bar) I was too busy charming to notice the ring! Hahahahaha! Wimminzez that like ''The Three Stooges'' (rare to say the least) are drawn to me magneticaly....... Tis my style of Kung Fu: Larry Curly Moe all rolled into one....... Mabelline lineworks ULTRA-LINER(tm) is key! i highly recommend it, availible at Safeway 24 hours a day!
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coo coobelee coo [18 Jul 2003|10:07pm]
to think that i even fret over things like running out of eyeliner....... i was to be exploring Mars by this time....... that's what the they told me in elemetery school....... i remember the world before humans went to the Moon....... feel like Oscar from "The Tin Drum", but that is nothing new....... EEP!
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Look at the time! [18 Jul 2003|05:10am]
[ mood | tired ]

EEK! I am an alien....... or a mutant or something....... scales? fins? gills? webed toes? (BTW i so love webbed toes! and fingers for that matter!)

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:) [09 Jul 2003|04:29am]
Yesterday was a great day! As was the one before! The start of a new trend? Ummmmm, could be! Folks, i am not always a buzz kill........ At times i am fun! Really i am! No lie! Oh Tra La!
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Thought........ [06 Jul 2003|01:41pm]
Is my mental illness the problem or just a symptom? Keep thinking about really disturbing art and why it affects....... Esp>> Trevor Brown....... Maybe this introspection is the result of accidentally dismembering a spider in a botched attempt to keep it from drowning in the shower....... Or maybe its Giuliani being asked to critique a portrait of him done in shite.......
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Sometimes....... [03 Jul 2003|04:47pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | art direction ]

Sometimes i think that reality has, in its structure, something like keyframes....... this accounts for the weird and funkie annomilies....... kinda like: if only points (nodes, vertexes)were predetermined. The rest has to stretch to join....... Today feels like it has a major keyframe in it....... or maybe all this is residue from watching "Bringing Out the Dead" last night.......

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Slug Speed [02 Jul 2003|11:41pm]
I feel like shite on a slotted spoon....... I ahd the first panic attack in many moons today in the middle of a corperate meeting with an ad agentcy....... Remember: curl your toes hard, then release....... This is key....... Those always take the juice out of me....... Tomorrow i meet with the land lord....... Need my rest!
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List ripped from caffeina [02 Jul 2003|04:30pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | White Noise n Footsteps ]

If I were a stone, I would be: Obsidian

If I were a tree, I would be: Gingko

If I were a bird, I would be: A mocking bird

If I were a machine, I would be a: Circuit bent speak and spell

If I were a tool, I would be a: Drill

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Kudzu

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Comfortable, if not perfect

I were a mythical creature, I would be: A Hydra

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: An analogue patchchord synthesizer

If I were an animal, I would be: A Koala or a Gecko

If I were a color, I would be: 255,255,255 or 000,000,000

If I were an emotion, I would be: Melancholy


If I were a vegetable, I would be: Broccoli

If I were a sound, I would be: A bouncing ball bearing

If I were an Element, I would be: The Quintessence

If I were a car, I would be: On cinderblocks

If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: Freaky Friday

If I were a movie, I would be: The Tin Drum

If I were a food, I would be: Black Eyed Peas

If I were a place, I would be: The Underpass

If I were a material, I would be: Black Rubber

If I were a taste, I would be: Salt

If I were a scent, I would be: Electric apple pie

If I were a religion, I would be: Better than most options

If I were an object, I would be: My physical body

If I were a body part I would be: An eye with a brain attached

If I were a facial expression I would be: Squinting

If I were a subject in school I would be: Art history


If I were a cartoon character I would be: O.M.A.C.

If I were a shape I would be a/n: Rhombus

If I were a number I would be: 12

If I were a month I would be: December

If I were a day of the week I would be: Thor's Day! or perhaps, Wodin's Day


If I were a time of day I would be: Twilight


If I were a planet I would be: Mars

If I were a sea animal I would be a: Squid

If I were a direction I would be: East

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A custom stainless one with lots of black rope

If I were a sin I would be: N/A

If I were a historical figure I would be: Jesus/Satan

If I were a liquid I would be: Mercury

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Is it late or early [02 Jul 2003|07:00am]
[ mood | listless ]
[ music | Machine hum ]

my VCR has auto rewind/play....... it payed all night long.......
Death, Doom, and there ain't no such thing as a free lunch.......
Think there are two clients coming through ObscuraDigital today, but we rescheduled the company meeting for Thor's Day so: no free lunch today....... I will write tomorrow: "it was an early morning yesterday, i was up before the dawn."

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[01 Jul 2003|07:45pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

you know who

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